Trusted security

How do u know that you are your mother’s child?

How can you be sure that the chef in that restaurant did not spit in your lasagne after you complained that the service was too slow?

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The rest room is cleaner than my security

I was in a popular fast food outlet the other day and maybe had one too many fries. Needless to say I had to visit the rest room, hereafter referred to as the ‘throne room’, to take the weight of the day’s proceedings off my mind.

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